Story of My Life

death-by-lulz: emryssa: I need an Edna Mode life coach.

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:15:15 -0400

death-by-lulz:

emryssa:

I need an Edna Mode life coach.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 15:07:50 -0400

gingerblivet: straddling-the-atmosphere: onceuponabopper: thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: witty...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:48:26 -0400

gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

White Blue Peacock This bird is a crossbreed between blue and...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:47:30 -0400

White Blue Peacock

This bird is a crossbreed between blue and white peacocks. The result is one spectacular creature.

teenytigress: DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:46:33 -0400

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

loveabovelooks: this is legitimately the most embarrassing...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:46:06 -0400

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

stylinwho:

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:44:46 -0400

stylinwho:

berepah: mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google i tried to scroll past i...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:43:53 -0400

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

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Fri, 24 May 2013 10:00:30 -0400

print this out and give it to your crush without saying...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:59:25 -0400

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

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Fri, 24 May 2013 09:59:17 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 09:58:08 -0400

skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:57:16 -0400

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

bodyfarms: 赤いの | 揺籠@暫くお休み

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:53:50 -0400

bodyfarms:

赤いの | 揺籠@暫くお休み

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Fri, 24 May 2013 09:40:54 -0400

knifefarty: iwonthellamaatthefayre: wibblywobblyuniverse: knifefarty: if i had the power to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:37:43 -0400

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

misscoco: rosalarian: Periods, you no longer impress me. I am...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:32:00 -0400

misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:30:29 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

chaztheweasel:

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:29:46 -0400

chaztheweasel: