You cannot possess me for I belong to myself
But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give
You cannot command me, for I am a free person
But I shall serve you in those ways you require
and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand.But there’s more of it?
I pledge to you that yours will be the name I cry aloud in the night.
And the eyes into which I smile in the morning.
I pledge to you the first bite from my meat,
And the first drink from my cup.
I pledge to you my living and dying, equally in your care,
And tell no strangers our grievances.
This is my wedding vow to you.
This is a marriage of equals.This legitimately makes me want to cry. Perfect.
I found the last line.
“And beyond this, I will cherish and honor you through this life, and into the next.”
I’m crying
okay so i moved into this apartment like 4 years ago and there’s this kid who lives a floor below me who started learning the piano just around the time i moved in and the thing with apartments is that you can Hear Everything so i’ve spent goddamned years listening to this kid stumble on the piano and play off-key but just now as i was about to go to sleep i heard them play the entirety of can you feel the love tonight without any bumps or missteps and it was fucking awesome, and i don’t know this kid and i’ve never even seen them before but i’m so proud of them and it’s awesome how i’ve somehow managed to hear this kid’s journey into playing the piano for the past 4 years of my life. i hope they are doing well. i cant wait for more mini-concerts at 9 pm
When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends
What
Your leg.
It ends.I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong
Are you saying your leg doesn’t end?
I mean. at some point it does. yes.
then what’s the problem
secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it
